Christmas is a time for showing love and care
For giving and receiving, going on the tear
So take some time to put a smile on somebody's face

Because it's easy to forget in the Christmas rat race
Christmas is a time for spreading love and joy
For opening catalogues and circling every toy

But those less fortunate, those who need a helping hand
Give up your spare change, hmmm maybe a couple of grand


Thank God It's Christmas!
Thank God it's here!
Got Dutchy and turkey to ring in the new year!

So thank God it's Christmas!
Thank God it's here!
Got Heino and pheasant, now bring on the beer!

And thank God it's Christmas!

It's Christmas morning and Santie Claus has been,

So I leg it downstairs and I can't believe what me eyes are seeing
Shiny wrapping paper, presents from Santie Clause to me
New runners and trackies and twenty crates of Dutchy!

It's Crimbo morning and Father Christmas has been
I skip down the stair case and OMG I like what I see,
Velvet wrapping paper, presents from Old Saint Nick to me,

Gold bars and a Rolex and a sparkling red Ferrari!

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Now it's dinner time, bang it in the microwave,
Only takes 3 minutes cos it's ready made,

And I'm dying of starvation, eat meself into hibernation,
Now it's dinner time, Mom's prepared the feast,
Tuck my napkin in and I eat like a beast,

Oh this ham cost a pretty penny, open my trousers now I need a Rennie!

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