Headin' down the offo with me hands down me jocks,
In me Nike Air Max and me pulled up socks,
One twenty a can? A here good luck,

Went out and robbed a Dutch Gold truck,
Mashed off me tits and it's only half seven,
Techno, techno, techno heaven,

Choon! Nuggets turn up the bass,
Pigs bangin' at the door with cans of Mace, wha'?


Flick up my collar and I'm ready to rock,
OMG I'm a sexy fock,
We're out tonight and the girls are Tango'd,

And some lucky bird is gonna get kango'd!
Heinos, Jagers, Grey Goose galore,
One shot, two shot, three shot, more!

Frank the Tank he can't touch me,
I'm the King of the beer and the VIP


CHORUS:
We're on the lash,
I'm with me crew,

We're gettin' %#@! faced,
Goin' ooh ooh ooh!
We're on the lock,

Like oh my gaw,
We're totally gee eyed,
Goin' yah yah yah!


We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',
Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk,

We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',
Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk.


Raving on the beach it's bleedin' whopper,
Givin' two fingers to da Garda chopper,
In a jocker, prankin' all me mates,

I'm the last man standin' yiz bleedin' lightweights!

Yah, ok, so I met a little ride outside,

She said she's got a Hollywood muffin (boom!)
Bleach blonde, big tits, chicken fillets in,
And she looks about ripe for a stuffin'!

We jump in a joer,
She spews on the dash,
For the sake of the ride I hold her hair back,

Mister taxi man says "You're payin' for that!"
Don't give a fock just throw him the cash!


CHORUS

Wake up on da beach, can't remember a thing,

Buried in the sand and spewin' up me ring,
Me head is bangin', I'm in a hoop,
Never again will I touch a scoop.


Thought the bird I brought home was a total cougar,
She rolls over in the bed like Freddy Kruger,

The shakes, the sweats, I've got the fear,
Never again will I touch the beer.


We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',
Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk,
We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',

Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk.
We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',
Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk,

We're drinkin' and we're drinkin',
Everybody's drinkin' just to get drunk.