He was a bad boy and I was a good girl
He needed me to smooth out the edges
He'd get his drink on and flirt with the ladies

After two years of his crap I quit begging
I'm a magnet for the fixer upper man
If I know it's fire, why do I let it burn my hand


Cupid works for the devil
Be suspicious if he cries

You know sex is usually good
Yeah, but it ain't always right
Chocolate is a band-aid and no matter what they say

Shoes don't stretch and men don't change

My friend Lisa, she loves a liar

She found about his other girlfriends
He makes excuses so she forgives him
She swears she's gonna leave if he screws up again

But he's good looking, that's why she don't see
He's got her exactly where he wants her to be


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I just met a brand new guy

So far so good
I hope he don't change at all


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