Mom's poppin' lots of tags
Gotta dig deep down in my pockets
I- I- I'm raising babies on the West Side

This is not so awesome

Walk up to the park, like "What up I got designer socks"

I'm just pumped, Mom spent big bucks at the baby shop
Poppin' the puffs, playin' it cool for the ladies
The people are like - "Dang, that's a cold-ass baby"


I want a brand-new keyboard, I got a brand new keyboard
And then I got a hammer and I broke that brand new keyboard.

I'm going pants-free, girl standing next to me
Probably shoulda changed this, smells like R Kelly's Sheets... PISSSSS


"But shoot, a box of diapers in 20 dollars?!?
Nanny fees, the doc we see, we got an extra airline seat
Buyin' kicks that will not fit in under two weeks guaranteed,



Carseats in the SUVs, but I be savin' my money



cuz yo' mommy says there ain't no money left to spend on me



I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style.

No for real- ask your grandpa- can I have his hand-me-downs? (thank you).

Brooks takes a Converse, makes them small, sell those

40 dollars but they'll say "Awe, he got the Velcros"

I'm runnin' low on cash

Just spent fifty dollars on a rock et!
I-I'm hunting, searching through a thrift shop
This is not so awesome


What ya know bout goin' to work with no sleepin'
What ya know about wearin' a suit that needs cleanin'

I'm digging, I'm digging, (NEED LINE)
One baby's trash is another daddy's din din (shot of Pres dropping food, Ross picking up)


I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching in that luggage
One dad's trash is another dad's come-up? (come up w/ something or cut out)


Your monkey, your puppy, your giant giraff- ee
I'll take those flannel spongebob jammies, second-hand, I rock that belly-hugger
The built-in onesie with the socks on that ankle-hugger

I hit the the thrift shop matchy-matchin' in that armpit-hugger 


They be like, "Janie & Jack, oh that's hella tight."


I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for my T-shirt...

I love my baby back baby back ribs...

I call THAT a $50 bib
I draw THAT in my thousand-dollar crib


Waitin' game, wantin' to change out my old flip-phone
Trying to raise a West - side baby? Then you hella won't
Then you hella won't


(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)


I'm runnin' low on cash
Just spent fifty dollars on a rocket!
I-I-I'm huntin' headed to a thrift shop

This is not so awesome

I dressed your grandpa's way

I'm lookin' fine today
I'm in this big $$# cape
From that thrift shop down the way



I dressed your grandpa's way
I'm eating fish fillet
I'm in this big $$# cape

From that thrift shop down the way


I'm runnin' low on cash
(Mom) But wait! I found a 2 dolla jacket
Mom's a lookin'
We got 'em in the thrift shop

This is ..... AWESOME!!