I was shot in the back
By nilfisk addicted cowboys
By jealousy struck

Outnumbered by hard boiled luck
When I showed them the lights
Of my two forty five deep blue break

They all stood up and sang
'bout swedish designer drugs
I was cutting a tree

And turning my jack into lumber
When the hitmen arrived
On a boat from the isle of song

I was shocked by the nude
Identical twins on my lap
A cross-eyed effect

Of swedish designer drugs
It's hard to be strong
Depending on northern refineries

How deep is your fjord
How shallow thy watery eyes
How could I recupe

Surrounded by 95 dogma's
Like a rendeer I'm struck
By swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid
And driving electric wheelchairs
I'm cleaning the fish

With biodegradable pride
I was pulling the strings
While playing the fifteenth violin

In a director's cut
Of swedish designer drugs
I was hurting a fly

And winning all nobely prizes
I was probably drunk
By the probably best beer around

Like a viking in need
I got a medal for bad underacting
They all stood up and sang

About swedish designer drugs
Swedish designer drugs
It's hard to be strong

How deep is your fjord
When I showed them the lights
They all stood up and sang

About swedish designer drugs driving
Electric wheelchairs.
I'm cleaning the fish

With biodegradable pride.
I was pulling the strings,
While playing the fifteenth violin,

In a director's cut of Swedish designer drugs.
I was hurting a fly, and winning all Nobely Prizes.
I was probably drunk by the probably best beer around

Like a Viking in need,
I got a medal for bad underacting.
They all stood up,

And sang about Swedish designer drugs.
Swedish designer drugs: it's hard to be strong.
How deep is your fjord?

When I showed them the lights,
They all stood up, and sang about Swedish designer drugs