'car ignition cranking'
C'mon, c'mon, You can do it!!


'ignition turns over'
A-Alll Riiighht!!!


Dashing troo da snow, In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down da road I go, Sliding all the way,
I need new piston rings, I need some new snow tires,

My car is held togedder By a piece of chicken wire.

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OH, Rust and Smoke, Da heater's broke,
Da door just blew away.
I light a match ta see da dash,

and den I start to pra-ay!
Da frame is bent, the muffler went,
Da radio it's ok,

Oh, what fun it is to drive this Rusty Chevrolet!

I went to da IGA, ta get some Christmas Cheer,

I just passed up my left front tire, an it's getting hard ta steer!
Skating down da highway, right past da Naganee cops,
I had ta drag my swampers, ta get da car ta stop!


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Bouncing troo da snowdrifts, in a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by, I wonder what's the joke?
I got ta get to Shopko, ta pick up da layaway,

Cause Santa Claus is coming soon, in his big ol' Rusty Sleigh!

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