Whenever life gets you down,
keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind...

and when you're all out of hope,
down at the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line...

If you ever get so low
that you don't know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes...

Never worry 'bout a thing
got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.


(CHORUS)
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$

and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$
and the happy times are coming to stay.


I gotta sing and I dance
when I glance in my pants

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$
and everything is going my way.


(CHORUS)
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$

and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$
and the happy times are coming to stay.


Yeah I got great big amounts
in the place where it counts

and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous ^&@#$
and everything is going my way.


Everything is going my way...