D12 lyrics : "Just Like U"
I wanna be just like you
When I grow up. Yes I do
[Verse one - Bizarre]
Son, you don't wanna be just like your daddy.
Pimpin hoes out here drivin caddies.
Runnin round town, $#&@in geezers.
Shot's in your $$#, catchin diseases.
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth.
For $#&@in (*##$es in they foul mouth.
I can't help it, my group's D12.
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail.
Talkin nasty %#@!, Bizarre wont stop.
I $#&@ two twins, with a midget on top.
A sick mind, raping an old lady.
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby,
All I can teach you, learn how to mac.
Smoke crack, smack a (*##$ when she talk back.
Matta fact slap your sister, she's a [email protected]#%.
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a $#&@? (Hahaha)
[Verse two - Bizarre]
Don't go to school, become a catholic priest.
Sell crack to your auntie Denise.
If auntie Denise is short 40 cent
Make her get on the ground and suck some more dick.
Nas is probably gon hate me.
When Mos Def hear this he probably gon suffocate me.
Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gon do is talk about [email protected]^%s and smoking crack.
If your wife is pregnant I call her a [email protected]^%.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin leave her sumptin. (Hahaha)
I pack a hotdog and a $#&@in dirty muffin. (Damn)
You're my son, I'm trynna teach you sumptin.
You're eight years old? It's time to start $#&@in.
You know daddy wont give you the wrong advice.
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice. (Hahaha)
[Outro - Bizarre]
I'm tellin ya all I do is pop pills and stay high.
Tell them (*##$es to suck my dick.
Aha! I'm prepared. Yeah.
Mother$#&@in role model.