Suit and tie guy
With his fashion phases
And his quarterly raises

Feels he's better than you and me

Suit and tie guy

Thinks he's real cute
In the bathroom for a toot
Until his nose starts to bleed


Suit and tie guy
I see he always hurries

I know he always worries
He's gonna die of a heart attack


Suit and tie guy
On his way to feeding
Or an important meeting

Just like a car on a track

Suit and tie guy

He travels between stations
With certain destinations
Never varying from that routine


Suit and tie guy
And he'll tell you in one word

That he is insured
And it's not as bad as it may seem