This is Steve Lumbum from Big 9 News
And I'm here live at your local Stop & Shop
And if you're watching I advise to stay in your house and lock every door and window

Cause if you look here, it is absolute chaos
If you look right over there, there's a herd of people, 20 to 30 of em looking for some space to survive
It looks like their heading to the mall or something

Amy cmon lets go take a closer look

Listen, you need to listen

We need to move fast because our time is limited
We need to bust $$# we need to get there
There's friggen zombies and their everywhere

No crap son, here take one
Your gonna need a gun
Without one all you can do is run

And when you run
That's no fun
You might as well just label your $$# as done

Are you ready? Lets get ready
If your gonna shoot, hold it steady
There's no time for resting, the virus is spreading

Getting close the adrenalines pumping
Bout to turn these zombies from something to nothing
Seeing my gun these zombies have something in for them if they think I'm bluffing


Any questions?
You got it?

Alright lets go

Holy crap man that was scary

We made it woo ? just barely
We ran two feet but it felt like a mile
We should be safe here just for a while

If you gonna shoot them, shoot em in the head
Thanks countless hours of playing Left 4 Dead
Man I feel sick man find me a bed

What's wrong? Oh your eyes are red
Dude you got bit, your infected
What are you gonna do now?

Take your last breath pow
We can't hang with the infected
Do what you gotta do, now he's permanently rested


I'll take these zombies and bend them over
Their friggen wild like they're not even sober

It feels like it's Halloween like it's October
You get that? Over
You guys are effed you have the disease

I'm gonna take your life ? with ease
Line up to taste my bullets
See my trigger?

Imma pull it
Now that you all are no longer living
I'm better off cause you sucked and nothing was given

I'm the apocalypse gem
I'm gonna kill all of them


Once your bit that's it
Don't even think about your last breath I'm taking your life and ending it
If you clean come with me

We'll take it to the end of history

Guess what zombie? You're dead


Damn (*##$ $$# zombies