If I were Tyler $$#oun, even just for a day
I'de roll out of bed in the morning & shave the mop off my head
Drink beer with Janelle, & chase after Allie

You can't get away with what you want, because I have a hatchet with me & I will kill you.

(Chorus)

If I were Tyler $$#oun
I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls
But I swear I'D be a better man...

You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?...
When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed...


If I were Tyler $$#oun
I would throw out my phone

Tell everyone it's broken
So Mariah will stop pranking & leave me alone


I put myself first
Because I am a conceited !@$)...
& She was always faithful waiting for me to come home (To come home)


(Chorus)
If I were Tyler $$#oun

I don't think I would understand, how he "loves" girls
But I swear I'D be a better man...
You don't listen to 'her', you don't care how it hurts?...

When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed...


It's a little too late for you to come back
Well it's just a mistake
Think she'de forgive you like that

If you thought she'de wait for you
You thought wrong...


But your just Tyler $$#oun
You don't understand (And you don't understand)
How it feels to love a girl

Someday you'll wish you were a better man...

You don't listen to her

You don't care how it hurts
When she lost the one she wanted, cause your taking her for granted
& Everything she had got destroyed...

But your just Tyler $$#oun...