You say you wanna piece of my Apple Pie

But to gather all my apples it took awhile


I ain't passin' out slices like they're outta style


If you wanna big bite s'gonna take awhile

Stab me in the back


NO PIE FOR YOU


If you didn't call me back

NO PIE FOR YOU


If your politics are wack


NO PIE FOR YOU

If you can't do the math no pie for you


Gotta a Kamikaze attack


NO PIE FOR YOU

You gonna leave me on the tarmac?


NO PIE FOR YOU


You blame your %#@! on being manic

NO PIE FOR YOU


You saying all you hear is static?


NO PIE FOR YOU...

This song is about pie.


And you know what? It took me a long time to bake my pie.


I think it might be time

For me to get selective about slice distribution.


Try'na make it like you want to please me


But you've been ringing me like a till

I can't let you get off easy


So I'm pushing you off the sill - OH


You say you want a big dip double scoop

NOPE


But you're picking up the cone before I want you to


(with a great big serving of NUTS).

Whatcha gonna do when it starts to melt?


How you gonna fit this all in your mouth?


You know, sometimes I finally offer someone a piece of pie

And they take one bite... and throw the rest away.


NO PIE FOR YOU


And then other times, they eat the entire pie for themselves

And don't leave any for me


NO PIE FOR YOU

Try'na make it like you want to please me


But boy I'm pushing you off the ledge

I can't let you get off easy

It just wouldn't make any sense


I know whatcha want / not gettin' a slice

Not gettin' my sugar and spice


I know whatcha want / not gettin' a slice

Not gettin' my paradise

I know whatcha want / not gettin' a slice


You say you wanna piece of my
Not gettin' my sugar and spice

I know whatcha want / not gettin' a slice


Not gettin' my paradise

Nah-uh.