Not everyone in New York
Would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
May his trousers fall down

As he bows to the queen and the crown
I don't know what tune that the orchestra played
But it went by me sickly and sentimental


Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave


The band of the night
Takes you to ethereal heights over dinner
You wander the streets

Never reaching the heights that you seek
And the sugar that dripped from the violin's bow
Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag


Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave


And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate
Cars shooting by with no number plates
And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs


I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a 7-Eleven (that's right)
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257

The excess of fat on your American bones
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone


Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?

Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Kathy Straker, boy could she lose some weight

Can I buy another slice of real estate?
Liberace must be laughing in his grave


Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?