Don't worry guys
I'm sure this is the right thing to do
we'll just follow the formula and

our working days are through
heard thrash metal was back, still kicking,
going through its second wave

had an idea; we'll ride this trend and
get ourselves fat $#&@ing paid


made in the shade - big money
we'll start a band, get us some fans
live off the royalties

it'll be so $#&@ing easy - here's the plan
we'll rip off every single thing from
every single band we can


find some good riffs to steal with
commercial appeal

we'll sign a record deal then roll around
in our thrash money


take thorough notes on songs
exodus wrote
buy matching leather coats white hi-top

sneakers prove we're the real deal
lets all quit our jobs
won't need 'em any more


we'll be superstars soon
our foot is in the $#&@ing door


we'll buy expensive cars;
pay for houses with cash

see the money ain't an object because
now we're paid to $#&@ing thrash


don't get me wrong,
we'll still hit the beer bong
but now we'll load it up

with Dom and Cristal
denim vests by Gucci
just you wait and you'll see

as soon as the checks roll in
we'll have it all


my bank account is empty
so $#&@ing hungry
things just aren't going how i would expect


my kitchen pantry's bare
nothing to eat there

somebody tell me where the $#&@'s my check?