Science built his single breast
Saline under skin
Lopsided and misshapen

He can't stop fondling it

!#@)s with his right hand

While pawing with his left
Pinch the nipple extra hard
He gropes his deformed chest


He is Mr. Uni-tit
Surgical miscreant

People point and laugh at it
He's a fetishistic freak


He tries on lacy undergarments
Half the time he fits
Mocking children throw things at

His lonely, single tit

He'll rub it on you as he walks by

His nipple hard, just a bit
Then breathe a little forlorn sigh
He's Mr. Uni-tit