I've got a brand new pair of genes

I've been to the doc, he's got the means


He's turned me into a Sex Machine


He's given me a pair of enormous balls

That could even fill the Festival Hall


With schoolgirls screaming for more and more


I'm going to the doctor's

It's easy you see


No need for operations


And you'll know how it feels

^&@#$es Costume

I've got pricks on my...

Tomorrow I get my hands done


With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb


I'll rattle the girls till they come and come

The stomach lining change has really done the trick


It brews alcohol and give me kicks


And makes me have supersonic sicks

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I've got pricks on my toes and one on my nose


And some on my back that nobody knows

And the one I got first still grows and grows


I've got a set of !@$%s hanging in my ear


I went to the doc to get a smear

He told me I had gonorrhoea


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I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum

I tried it on a lady who likes some fun


And she got blown to kingdom come


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(Explosion)