Hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings
Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings

Cheap chirp doin' that sing in'
Thing I do when I first get up is the coffee thing in my favorite cup
Or two gets me goin' got things to do

Let me tell you a thing or two

Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Ev'rything's a thing


Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin' that bumper to bumper thing

Up ahead a-ring-a-ling-ding-ding
Some guy's doin' that cell phone
Thing is the light turns green and he ain't doin' that drivin' thing

And the thing is about all this, that talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix

Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean

You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It's all laid out in the scheme of things
No matter what it is
Ev'rything's a thing


If you think this song ain't worth hummin'
You got another thing... comin'


Ev'rything's a thing if you know what I mean
You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is
Ev'rything's a thing


Ev'rything's a thing
Ev'rything's a thing