I will sell you the truecoat
you'll probably need it anyway
i need some $#&@ing money

so i'll kidnap my wife
i just hired some $#&@ing fools
to do the job and then

i'll get my father-in-law
to pay the $#&@ up
ya!


your darn tootin'
it's the only way

your darn tootin'
your darn tootin'


your gonna pay for the truecoat
wether you like it or not
it will be very beneficial to your car

i'm sorry i just need some cash
right away to pay the bank back
this is not a joke i really need a $#&@ing dime


your darn tootin'
your darn tootin'

your darn tootin'

your darn tootin'