He was my friend, but what the $#&@?
I slapped him down cuz it was fun.
I stole his girl, I knocked her up,

I had my fun.

I'm allergic to myself


She kept the kid, went on the dole,
I took her checks, I spent it all.

Went in my lungs and up my nose,
She loves me so.


I'm allergic to myself

And now the kid's a $#&@ing brat,

Just like his dad a $#&@ing rat.
He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great.
What can I say?


I'm allergic to myself


It cracks me up, it makes me scratch.
He's still my friend, she's always back.
I'm allergic to myself.

To myself.