I roll up to the hood, lookin' extra fly,
I don't know if I should, but I see a !@().
Her face lookin' good, $$# real tight.

I ask her if I could, yeah, I saw her that night.
I don't know if she intended, but my $#&@ing dick, she bent it.
I ran up out her house, and her car I $#&@ing dented.

I popped her in mouth, knowing she ain't got a dentist.
She look at me like, "whuh?", I said (*##$, let's play some tennis.
I got out my racket, and I swung real hard.

Her face hit the net, yeah, that (*##$ scarred.
"Now let us play some golf. Hoe, I'm gonna go par.
$#&@ it, instead, I'll hit you with my car."

Every single bump was another baby dead.
Jesus was like, "I only got eleven beds".
"Christ man, just send them babies to the red."

"But sending them to hell would be like crahing a jet."
He finally gave in, so I watched him do his work.
He left heaven for awhile, so I decided to lurk.

I found !@$^, !@$^, and even more !@$^.
He was lubing his dick, like butter and corn.
I kept looking through his %#@!, expecting something nasty,

He came up from behind saying, "Let's make it a fasty."
"Christ, bro? What are you, a !@$)got?
You're attracted to my @@#! like raw meat for maggots.

At first it was a thought, but now you're attracted,
But instead I $#&@ed your mother, Mary's $$#, I packed it."
He says, "I'll banish you to hell, I can't forgive you for your sin.

I'll put in a good word, Satan likes $#&@ing men."
"You're all $#&@ing gay! I thought it was a story,
but now I can see that you're really $#&@ing boring.

I'm gonna leave here, but not where you're expecting.
I wanna move to Africa, all the girls are pecking.
I want the money up front, every dime and penny,

But I also $#&@ed your sister, her name was Jenny.
She had that $$# real tight, real good for pounding.
She came on to me, it was like the pressure was mounting.

I really gotta go, but first I gotta say..
I could write mo', I just ain't gettin' paid,
I don't even get a hoe, I will if may,

So for now, it's just another day...