COUCH BORN lyrics : "I Will Not Let You Die - Dota 2 Parody"
Bot lane it's you and me
I'll play support you carry
I'll let you eat my trees
and deny whilst you farm money
Making sure they get no farm
whilst, keeping you out of harm
Just doing whatever I can for you
And then we'll first blood
And start a Kill flood
Then gank the jungle
And make 'em feed you
Then we'll go back to lane
Continue our campaign
I'll give you mana with my Arcane
Chorus:-
Oh, I'll ward for ya,
Take a sword for ya
I will not let you Die-I-I-I-I
Just a support,
Call and I'll teleport
Healing/Hexing/Helping
Courier I'll buy
You won't be OOMing
Mana Boots are Zooming
You can be $$#uming
They'll be dead and fuming
Oh I'll ward for ya
Take a sword for ya
I will not let you Die-I-I-I-I
Verse 2:-
I'll be there not to kill but $$#ist
I'll let you know if there are enemies miss
I have a ring of basilius
You won't be killed with this
I'll heal all of my team whilst
we plan a ganking scheme
I'll pipe echo slam, eclipse's lucent beams
I'll use a team smoke
And then we'll kill rosh
We'll get his treasure
To their displeasure
And then I'll go and bait
Then we'll initiate
It'll be GG soon at this rate
*CHORUS*
Other Bit:-
Please, My team, we'll reign, supreme
There've got nothing they can do, they've got no farm to bkb or wards to get together too.
All game it's you and me
I played support you carried
I let you farm with ease
Cause, it's my expertise.. So..
*Chorus*
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