Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place


Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"


Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see, it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"


Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs


Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you