Sunday nights that you wanna
Black velvet cake
Sweet heart can bargain

Half price mistakes
She will go down with her ship
Like a good captain

You're sitting on the dock playing for
An audience of one
ooooohhhh!


Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors
Get a call from an old friend

She never like them before
He will drive all over three lanes
You sit tight, shotgun

Wind shield wipers waving for
An audience of one


You came out from the country
Wearing momma's clothes
You were born in the city

Daddy's dominoes
You need a record you can move to
Well we got one

Drop the needle
We are playing for an audience of one
Drop the needle

We are playing for an audience of one

One gets all of you two jealous

Three get even less
Four divides you up then you're left
Pleasing all your guests


Reach out you point a finger
And touch the globe

Spin around and where it stops
You've got to pack your bags and go
Land in the Mohave Desert

Sing for the sun

Three's too many when you're playing for

An audience of one
Two's too busy when you're playing for
An audience of one

One is the only way playing for
An audience of one
oooooh!