Tryin to make a livin the best way I know how
Instead of ridin bulld I should have been a rodeo clown
Coz things were goin good for awhile then they turned around

Everytime I nod I get whopped out and get laid down
I'm still rockin these crowds from shore to shore
You better look out I'm on a bad to lay down tour


Leavin the rodeo no money just a $#&@in black eye
The boys are all in the truck yeah we're ready for a good time

When we pulled up to the bar we were all drunk on crown
And went out lookin for the girls who are bad to lay down
I hit up this big boobed girl she was kind of shy

Whispered in my ear I was like oh me oh my
I'm gonna give you some sympathy $$# for that black eye
I'm still rockin these !@^%s from shore to shore

Keep your daughters in the house I'm on a bad to lay down tour

I'm on a bad to lay down tour

Bad bad to lay down
If I get the most points I'll win the trophy for sure
Accumulated points by the ratio that you do?

Whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out or the (*##$ that you screw, all is a product of layin down.
Coz I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down


When I left her house her dad was like
Who the hell are you

He had a shotgun it looked like I was
$#&@in screwed
So I let up tryin to talk my way

Out of this mess
Then I did the only thing that I knew best
I threw a right cross and I knocked his old $$# on the ground

He went to sleep and I knew he was bad to lay down
If you didn't know now you know now for sure
Keep your daughter in the house I'm on a bad to lay down tour


I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down

If I get the most points I'll win the trophy for sure
Accumulated points by the ratio that you do
Whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out

Or the (*##$ that you screw, all is a product of layin down.
Coz I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down

Lay down
Lay on down