Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou
Let me slip around with you
If I could grace the sand

I'd be a mighty, mighty man
Because you're so good, Bertha Lou


Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou
Gotta get a date with you
If I could hear you call

Or missed a class to fall
Ain't no telling what I'd do
Bertha Lou


You wear your hair in a poodle cut
You're walking down the street

Like a silver pup

But everybody knows

That you're so sweet
You tickle me from head
To my athlete feet


Hey, hey, Bertha Lou
I wanna conjugate with you

You know my blood is running wild
And I know you ain't no child
When you do what you do, Bertha Lou


You wear your hair in a poodle cut
You're walking down the street

Like a silver pup

But everybody knows

That you're so sweet
You tickle me from head
To my athlete feet


Hey, hey, Bertha Lou
I wanna conjugate with you

You know my blood is running wild
And I know you ain't no child
When you do what you do, Bertha Lou


Bertha Lou
Bertha Lou

Bertha Lou