It's 'orrible being in love when you're eight'n 'arf.
I got your picture on my wall
Got your name upon my scarf

Oh it's 'orrible being in love,
'orrible being in love when you're eight'n 'arf.


Everyday I hope I won't be late
'cos every day he's waiting by the school gate
And the biggest of all my dreams

Is to hurry into my teens
'cos it's 'orrible being a little bit more than eight.


Oh I put my mum's high heels on yesterday
So you see I'm growing up in every way
I put some lipstick on my face

And did my hair up just in case
He called me up and asked me out to play


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Oh I think I've seen the house I'd like to buy

So please say you'll marry me before I cry
it's just a tiny house for two
Just big enough for me and you

So go on and ask my dad, now don't be shy