SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri


You'll never get if you don't ask it
Hosin', dumplin', chicken in a basket

She was a bouncin' beautiful baby
Saw her on telly, a sexy lady


America needs you, England needs you
C'mon in girl, we're pleased to meet you
Kosovo needs you, the UN needs you

Deutschland's waiting in the wings to greet you

1, 2, 3, 4


SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

A message to Geri

She put a map on, she well packed it

Top Of The Pops, and Union Jacked it... in
Nick nack paddy wack, Geri got a bow wow
Heap big trouble, lonely girl pow wow


Heteros need you, gays all need you
Jerry Springer, man, he'd love to be you

Children need you, like OAPs do
Headlines need you, yeah, we all read you


Go Geri, go Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri


SOS, RSVP, au revoir, c'est la vie
Get a message to Geri
SOS, RSVP, au revoir, mes amis

Get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri