We wish you a $#&@ing Christmas
We wish you a sucky Christmas
We wish you a %#@!ty Christmas

And hate Richard Gere

We wish you a %#@!ty Christmas

We wish you a $#&@ing Christmas
We wish you a sucky Christmas
And a boring New Year


I bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll $#&@ you in the $$#hole

You'll be screaming for more
I wish for the death of you and your kin
Now hanging from the ceiling

I'll shred off your skin

And a boring New Year