I want cheese but I can't digest the %#@!
I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington
These are some of the things I can't eat

It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me %#@!
I can not not not have nothing
But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow

Uh-oh I think I %#@! myself (ohhh!)
I had some ice cream and...
I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!


He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts