We've been terrorized
With television problems
At sale price

Well if it's too good to be true
We've been terrorized
With air-conditioned issues

In spare times
Well if it's too good to be true
I can't live without you


I've pretended to care for hours
I've pretended to care for days


But your mouth never closed
Your excuses are filled with holes

Suppose you're being lied to
Would you ever even know?


We've been terrorized
With air-conditioned issues
And spare crimes

What do you believe in more
We've been terrorized
The oldest magician returns

To steal your soul
(What do you believe in more?)


There's a special logic that grows with commercial perversion
(It'll put your mind at ease)
Just to be safe

(It'll put your mind at ease)
It's like being blindfolded all the time


But your mouth never closed
Your excuses are filled with holes
Suppose you're being lied to

Would you ever even know? Oh

Cause you'll be compensated for your testimonial

Just do your best to make it feel as real as possible
Cause you'll become ok with all the things you didn't know
Just to your best to make it seem natural


We've been terrorized
With television problems

At full price
Well if it's too good to be true
We've been terrorized

With air-conditioned issues
In spare times
Well if it's too good to be true

We've been terrorized [x4]

We'll be the last to know and the first ones to go