Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night
Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine
We dance like no tomorrow

We're on Burlesque time
But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine


Touch me, t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair
Love me, l-love me crazy
But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair


Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens

Vanity, it's so good to be
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else
V-v-v-v-v-v-v-vanity, v-vanity, v-v-v-v-vanity


Nothin' wrong with being just a little bit vain
We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane

So go ahead and label me whatever you like
But nothing's quite as sexy as a woman is fine


Touch me, t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair
Love me, l-love me crazy
But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair


Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens

Vanity, it's so good to be
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else


Look at me, watcha lookin' at?
Look at me, watcha starin' at?
Look at me, watcha lookin' at?

Look at me, watcha starin' at?

I'm comin' around, I'm sippin' on Andre, it's time

I heard the cutie's in the back, start in the p-party line
Let's dance, quick round, we're in the vanity house
We'll cover the secrets, diamonds, we're happy 'cause we're shinin


Touch me, t-touch me baby but don't mess up my hair
Love me, l-love me crazy

But don't get too attached, this is a brink affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens

Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it's so good to be
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else


Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens

Vanity, it's so good to be
Popular and glamorous, we love ourselves and no one else