Christian the Demon:
Dorito, Cheeto, Queso Bandito
Stealing all these dips for my chips needo

Need a $#&@ing (*##$ to be sucking on my dick
While I'm eating all these chips with these mother$#&@ing dips
Eat some chips in bed while I get alittle head

Crunching on the tip brah thats what she said
All these people eating %#@! but dont have any chips
I have a sandwich in my hand from a mother$#&@ing (*##$

On the freaking couch smoking kush with Bob Marley
(*##$es in the kitchen and one of em's ICarly
When I'm finished eating Mila Kunis eats me out

Oh wait I have a dick so ill put it in her mouth
Black Swan oh %#@! I would $#&@ing eat that (*##$
With some chips on her #~!!@ and her blood as my dip

I don't care I would eat chips anywhere
with some green eggs and ham everything is $#&@ing fair


J-Money:
Haha pass the chips
Spongebob Squarepants y'all know ya'll still watch that %#@!

Sitting on the couch holding a bowl of potato chips
Whats that bro you need a (*##$ someone who can suckk yo dick
Well I need a girl to make my world we know that ain't happening

Sweeter than a gummy bear, more fun than a country fair
Writing lyrics in my underwear yeah J-Moneys here
Sorry for the visual six pack central

My body's like the dude from Teen Wolf 'cept more visible
Knock knock who's there then again no one cares
You can call me crazy that's just my reality

Rude as $#&@ kinda mean never wearing skinny jeans
To be honest I don't care you can call me anything
Anytime any day come over and we can play

I hope you know what I mean LOL winky face
I'm such a philosopher any beat I make it work
If I see a cute (*##$ ima tell her make it twerk

I'm a little hungry now so sorry to end this %#@!
But bruh guess what I need more potato chips


Christian the Demon:
I wanna eat some chips but everybody's freaking dead
People ate my chips I had to cut off all their heads

Except for J-Money he's the only one that's left
And some other hot (*##$es now we $#&@ing in the bed
Guacamole in my right and her titty in my hand

Her #~!!@'s dry as $#&@ and dude I swear I see some sand
I stick it in her $$# and I just go so $#&@ing fast
I make her throw up all her chips and then we finish $#&@ing last

We crush up all our chips into some mother$#&@ing powder
we put it in a bowl and cook alittle chowder
Lunch comes around and people know that's our hour

Running round the streets screaming $#&@ing black power
Haters have to hate and we dont give a %#@!
We chilling on the couch eating up potato chips

And when we get bored we just text a $#&@ing (*##$
And tell her come up to the crib to eat some more potato dick


J-Money:
Alright 30 second quickie, now just sit please
Cuz we out of chips and we need some more cookies

Damn i need a new (*##$, somebody to do with
I'm just hanging out with a demon cool %#@!
Thats straight no joke, whatever floats yo boat

Long as you dont try to rape me no homo
Long dick nut hair I'm still in my underwear
I need me some plans tonight

Cuz all my hoes ain't actin right
I guess I'll get on twitter cuz Facebook is dead
And all the girls in NC don't know the meaning head

Hahahahaha