Yeah, okay.I got high and wrote this song in like45 minutes.Ha, what's good?Check it, ay.I'ma go ahead and do my thang.You just gotta let me off the chain.Yeah,I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.I'm like a rap starminus the money and the record deal(*##$ I'm whippin' in a piece of crap car.But I don't give a $#&@'cause I spit it mad hard.You could inspect my lyrics,never find a bad bar.I'm in my backyard,rollin' kronic.Rap rollick, artists like Jack Pollock.Drop %#@! so sickI need an antibiotic. I'm an otterand I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk. Oh my God, it's Webby,with a macheteready to go afterboth Jason and Freddy.I am deadly like a black mambasippin' Odwallamixed with vodkarunnin' %#@! like the Godfather.So call me Corleone,I'm rollin' with 40 homies. And you could hold the camera,come watch your shorty bow me.My first is in five minuteslike off of the brainsor as anybody (*##$I'll say I'm off of the chain, ay.I'ma go ahead and do my thang.You just gotta let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.I'm the next big thingincase you couldn't tell.Give me one mother $#&@erwho'd say I wouldn't sell.I'm good and wellhearin' me undergroundunsighned tightdude, I don't $#&@ around.And see I'm buzzin' nowall over internets.Webby's on the webyou're behind if you haven't clicked it yet.I'm shootin' free throwsall you people miss the net.I'm off the chain (*##$,like an evicted pet. Get it?'Cause if a pet got evicted it, uh, wouldn't have a leash on...Man, forget it.I'm twisted.Roll it up, hit it.I'm so $#&@ing dopethey should put me on exhibit. 'Cause you know I rip itevery day spittin' more and moremagic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor.Dumbledore's steppin' in, feelin' like the principle.Don't need a body guard,Webby's invincible. My life is inimitablebut I'ma push 'em to the backlike I hired 'em as actors.I'll put 'em in a castwith the punches that be flyin' at speeds above fast.So retrace your foot prints,(*##$ step back.What?I'ma go ahead and do my thang.You just gotta let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.You just got to let me off the chain.I walk in,they call me the kid like Billy.Crushin' Keystones all night get silly.Let's throw down at beer pong,'cause (*##$ I'm illy.Hit six cups,then I re-rack 'em like Willy.I am a Gremlin,and I rhyme,never ending.Stay gettin' high,got no time for descendin'.People give me praises any time I get mentionedeven though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin.I need an interventionbefore I go brain dead,with a pencil is the only time I aim lead.But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed.Wiping her mouth,claiming she never even gave head.I'll murder K-Fed,and hit Britney up.Oh, you got two kids? I don't give a $#&@.She said hit me one more time,so I hit it up.Lohan, I got a Trojan,come here you little !@#%.So messed up lookin' for a pair ofdouble D's, please,step to me, I $#&@ing dare ya.Oh God, I'm seein' double,no Tia and Tamera.'Cause I hit 'em like bam,I don't need a Margera.I'ma go ahead and do my thang.You just gotta let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.Off the chain.You just got to go and let me off the chain.I'm off the chain.You just got to let me off the chain. [x2]