Oh Saturday was a special night
the x factor final was so tight
we ordered take away from the Prince of India


we had onion bargies for the wife
and chicken korma with pilau rice

but when it came, they'd forgotten my lamb bhuna.

My Lamb bhuna

My Lamb bhuna
My Lamb bhuna
My Lamb bhu-uuh-na.


I looked in the bag again in case
it was there all along and I needn't have chased

the man on the phone about my missing dinner
he apologized and offered me
10% off my next delivery

but it meant I never got to eat
my lamb bhuna!


My Lamb bhuna
My Lamb bhuna
My Lamb bhuna

My Lamb bhu-uuh-na

The rest of the food was very nice

I had some of the korma and half of the rice
we voted about 30 times for Alexandra
so JLS will do O.K

and Eoghan Quigg will no doubt say
that when he grows up he'll become a famous crooner


But My Lamb bhuna
Should have come sooner
I never got my

My Lamb bhu-uuh-na