Returning home from his flight afar
a hunger consumes the Count
He searches the halls far and wide

but it seems that his luck has run out
Where are my coupons
the count proclaims as he searches the kitchen drawers

Where are the savings
the Butler inquires
they couldn't have gotten far

I don't know! God help us!
For Subway is closing soon!
Oh that's okay!

The coupons no matter
I've got five dollars for you
Get in your bus and I'll get in mine

the Count said as he wept
Never knowing what time had passed
now all his luck has run out!


The Return of Count Yogurt!
Will you be there


The Return of Count Yogurt!
Will you be there


As they race around the mountain
the Count takes a turn too fast

He's lost control and down he goes
This crash on the mountain is bad
Oh sweet lord Jesus!

the Count declares as he tumbles and begins to fall
Wait sir don't leave!
the Butler calls out

You're going to crash the car!
I'm in the car! I'm going to die!
Please someone get me out!

Sorry sir I'm coming!
Try to use your brakes you seem to out of control!
The Butler and the Count meet up in the middle

as the Butler begins to fall
He screams and cries and with a tumble
the Count sucks his blood!


The Return of Count Yogurt!
Will you be there


The Return of Count Yogurt!
Will you be there


What's this the Count proclaims
as he searches the Butler's drawers

Oh my five dollar sub of course
the Butler weeps as he silently passes away
The Count makes a great escape

and does his famous trick
He shatters and turns into bees!
The castle is empty

the Butler is drained
and everything's aflame!
We'll never know what happened on

that fateful day when the Count
the Count the Count flew away!


It's the bees of Count Yogurt!
Will you be there