[Hook]
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh

Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us


[Verse 1]
Anyway

A new york nine's an everywhere-else six
Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend

He's sleepin' with this girl that he met up on west end
He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig

Most hoes poke holes in trojans
Most people don't $#&@in' hit the lotto but my folks did
I'm a mess

That don't rhyme with %#@!, it's just true
Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
When I'm depressed you're someone I run to

But, I guess meet me at pianos
And cross-fadin' off of nanos
Ugh, on that hipster %#@!

And you's a hipster, (*##$
Yo, but not in the lame way
Like, you ain't livin' out in bk

Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
Like, your baby daddy ain't a dj
Like, she listenin' to old freeway

Cause everybody listens to biggie, but she different
Right, that's why your friends need wristbands?
$#&@ you

And can I have this dance?

[Hook x2]


[Verse 2]
We could pretend if you want to, like

We in love and started datin' after art school
Cause either way we both lyin' more than half of the time
Except for when I'm home workin' on your graphic design

Everytime we see each other I'm takin' you home
Our relationship has gotten sylvester stalone
Yellow 9/11 persian girl in the back car

But me writin' a verse the only way they buyin' a bar
White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
But they busy showin' off each other indian friend

She got ironic tattoos on her back
That ain't ironic (*##$, I love rugrats
Watchin' lames handle they fame

They bang any broad with bangs
In a band with an animal name
Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of jameson

!@%(lin' anyone is the plan for the evening
I'm kidding, stop
Girl cryin' on ludlow

She still look good though
Love is eastside, who are you to hate?
Movie $$#, not a 10 but a super 8

You ain't see me at the show, I was super great
Hotel penthouse, go on and let it roominate
City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on

Did everything I could, then I kept goin'

[Hook x2]


[Break]
Ooh girl, I wanna know

Are you ready to cry, cause I'm no good, no good
Ooh girl, I wanna try
I'm an awful guy and I'm always away

And I'm tryin' to say
I'mma piece of %#@!
Believe in this
I'm tellin' you
Cause we barely knew, what we had

I'm not that bad, the fun we had
Ooh

[Hook x2]