Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I'll give him my best try

To treat you the way you want me to
I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care

and if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it
cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket
like whoa!

you ain't sitting up front
front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it

and when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet
Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do

but you only date bad guys so I'll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to
and Imma beat you in every competition

going out with the girls you better get my permission
wait no! I take that back you can't go
house starts tonight and that's my favorite show

Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language

Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo
Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do

Oh.. You only date bad guys so I'll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to
but behind the scenes, she means the world to me

I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
and show her that she's in love
hold her hand when she's scared

tell her how much I care
but that won't win her heart because…
Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash

Not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I'll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

Ho!