(feat. Adam Pascal and Idina Menzel)

Florence:

Well, we can't complain that
You've been ignored by the press.


Freddie:
What they say? what they say?


Florence:
They're not too polite.


Freddie:
They say I'm a %#@!?


Florence: [Spoken]
Well, yes. They pulled you to pieces--
[Sung]

In five different languages.
The Times:
"You thrives on unpleasantness."

[Spoken]
Le Monde:
"Frederick Trumper..."

[Speaks French]

Freddie:

I don't believe that they can't see my game.
I'm like that tennis player
What's-his-name.

They love to hate me
And for us that's dollars!


Florence:
[Speaks German]


Freddie:
Hey, look, here's a piece
That some idiot's written on you.

[Spoken]
"Florence Vassy, petite Hungarian-born
Personal $$#istant.

[Sung]
His gentle companion--"
If they only knew!


Florence: [Spoken]
What do you mean?

I've always been gentle with you, Freddie.

Both:

"She stands by her champion--

Freddie: [Spoken]

Oh, I like this.

Both:

Whose demands
Are so infantile."


Freddie: [Spoken]
I don't like this.


Florence:
If you don't like it,
Then it's up to you.

They like the Russian,
They could like you too.


Freddie:
Commie newspapers.
Of course the !@$(s

All support the Russian.

Florence:

But Sergievsky seems
Such a sweet opponent.
So why do you abuse him all the time?
[Spoken]
Freddie, I love you very much, but just for once

don't go on about the Russians at the press
conference, okay?