To my idol the divine
Hope this never happens to us


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She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of gray hairs

A little ragged a little haggard
A few wrinkles here and there
But you should of seen her 21 years ago

She would of captivated you
Why she was Miss Subway of 1952


She had a stunting figure
And her hips weren't any bigger
Than her bust line

She's gotten just a little saggy
And her skin's a trifle baggy
But there was a time

When everything was perfectly place
She had a beautiful face


She may look a little made up
Especially around the eyes
A little groupie, a little droopy

But once they were quit a prize
Yes you should of seen her 21 years ago
They were a devastating view

Why she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a million men around her

Giving gifts that would astound her
Why she couldn't even walk down the street
Yeah she had lovers by the dozen

And she even had some cousins
Who just couldn't stop
Throwing themselves at her feet

She was so dainty and sweet

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