We're Cheech and Chong
And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech and Chong

We're down to party all night long

Dave's not here, just Pedro and Man

We're bounced into town in a low-rider van
We're on the run from los cochinos
They're rounding up all the old hippies and Latinos


We dont need to make a new dope deal
We go to the doctor where it's all nice and legal

Does your mama know about me?
They put me in the slummer but now I'm free


We're Cheech and Chong
We're gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech and Chong

Can't we all just get a bong

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)

And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)
We're down to party all night long


Chicharron is my name, ballin' is the lay
I got Chicano pride, I pick up mama for a ride

So many ..., so many routine
When I throw a comedy
You can't follow me


We've been recording comedy since 1970
From big bamboo to sleeping beauty

Try to joke battle me, you're just a ...
'Cause making people laugh is our superpower


We're Cheech and Chong
We're gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech and Chong

Can't we all just get a bong

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)

And we're still smoking strong
We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)
From L.A. to Hong Kong


Estoy viendo el grand super sueño
When I spit my thymes, they taste like jalapeños

Alfred Herbit chased around the giddies
And they love their (*##$es 'cause they got 8 !@%$


You better press record 'cause here's another cult classic
We've been lightening up since when The Jurassics
Every minute of the day is like 4:20

Everybody we meet wants to fire up a doobie

We're Cheech and Chong

We're gonna rock it all night long
We're Cheech and Chong
Can't we all just get a bong


We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)
And we're still smoking strong

We're Cheech (I'm Cheech) and Chong (I'm Chong)
Now raise your bong to Cheech and Chong


[Coughing from the smoke]