I got drunk at the bar, took a cab to my car
Drove my drunk $$# home
What the hell was I thinking, to do much drinking

And I didn't wanna be alone
So I called up my baby, I was thinking just maybe
She could come my way tonight

But she could tell I wasn't sober so she wouldn't come over
So I thought maybe I just might
Call my ex lover, but she couldn't take another

One night stand with me
My night should have been done but I wanted more fun
And I'm footloose and fancy free

Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell did I survive
All the things I've done over the years

I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers
I knew I was in trouble when I started seeing double
But I pressed on anyway

I had my mind set that I was gonna get
The girl to come and play
So I got in my car to drive to the bar

Where this crazy night was born
Then I said oh %#@! and I heard the siren hit
And the cop blowing on his horn

I fell asleep at the light and it was a scary sight
When the got me to the side of the road
Blew a point two oh was a hell of a show

Damn I wish I just never drove
Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell did I survive

All the things I've done over the years
I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers
So I'm stuck in jail no cash to pay bail

But I get my one phone call
I call my best friend he says he did it again
Man we really got to talk

You got to calm your $$# down lay off the crown
This is getting out of hand
I say I'm sorry dude I don't mean to be rude

But I can't say no to a free kick stand
He says you're gonna get killed if you don't chill
But I don't like his advice

When I get my rum I have so much fun
Sweet tea just wont suffice
You may look at me and think I've lost all common sense

No matter how you look at it I sure as hell lost my innocence
But I have a good excuse please listen up in here
It aint me doing these crazy things lets blame it on the beer

Drink after drink my nights come alive
The more I think about it how the hell have I survive
All the things I've done over the years

I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers