Here's a story about the last time I smoked crack with Rob Ford

He told you what happened, but I'll tell you my side of the story


(Chorus)


I am so high and I think that I am dying

Rob Ford, oh, Rob Ford


Stop hogging this, I want more


Let's get some crack, burst into action

You're a part-time mayor, what's the worst that could happen?


I'm waiting to hallucinate


You smoke so much crack, how come you ain't losing weight?

Huge mistake, bugging out stuck in traffic


We should bus, but you f--ked us with public transit


Left my keys inside

Rob, you need to drive


Just try not to get yourself another DUI


With all these health problems, we should get you home

Rob, did you just try to smoke a kidney stone?


Welcome to Toronto. People, take notice


Crack's so potent, even the mayor smokes it

(Chorus)


I am so high and I think that I am dying


Rob Ford, oh, Rob Ford

Stop hogging this, I want more


I am so high and I think that I am dying


Rob Ford, oh, Rob Ford

Stop hogging this, I want more


Keep driving and put down the !@&@e can


Stop PayPal-ing the Don Bosco program

Did you ask a hooker for a threesome?


Used to be a counselor, now you need to see one


OK, we'll take her for a five-minute drive,

But rubber up, she just f--ked a bisexual guy


Quick, tell that biker to get out the way


I guess it's his fault at the end of the day

You're a f--kin' idiot, it's time for you to know this


Oh s--t, put that inside your pipe and smoke it


No you weren't supposed to take it literal

Rob, you need to stop hanging out with criminals


You're supposed to rep the city, have you lost your brain?

You brought Toronto shame like the last Boston game


So impaired you're not even aware

Put the crack down and take a crack at being the mayor

(Chorus)


I am so high and I think that I am dying

Rob Ford, oh, Rob Ford


Stop hogging this, I want more

I am so high and I think that I am dying

Rob Ford, oh, Rob Ford


Stop hogging this, I want more