People say I'm no good
and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the mornin'

and get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my ol' blue tick hound
I like to lay around in the shade

And I ain't got no money
but I've damn sure got it made


(chorus)
And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing
if I can't get it on my own

If you don't like the way I'm livin'
you just leave this
long haired country boy alone


Preacher man talkin' on TV
puttin' down the rock and roll

He wants me to send a donation
cause he's worried about my soul
He said "Jesus walked on the water"

and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man
might do a little walkin' too


(chorus)


(instrumental)

A poor girl wants to marry

and the rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college
and the poor man goes to work

A drunkard wants another drink of wine
and the politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothing at all

but I will take another toke

(chorus)