You stabbed me in the back you $#&@ing jerk
Don't try to deny it, it just makes it worse
Your $#&@ing actions are so cheap

You talked about me when I went to sleep
But surprise, surprise I heard your $#&@ing punk $$#!


Please explain to me why I'm so $#&@ed
What did I do to lose your trust?
When I talked about you I was always sincere

So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper!

What the $#&@? You say I'm weird

Should I kick back and have a beer?
Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash?
Or lay around all day on my $$#

just like you? Then I'd be cool!

What did I do to make you dislike me so?

I thought we were tight after all those !@$^os
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So $#&@ no, you can't have any of my diet rootbeer!