Newsflash! A global collapse of facial library systems has caused an enormous increase of mass suicide. Research has shown that this tragic trend is at its peak in Birdland, Webminster and about to spread around the globe.

LOL, OMG, LMFAO

My dog just had to fart
And I thought that you might want to know
Like, tag, share, !@$)

If you don't agree with it
My dog gets pissed, so !@#$ pissed
And you'll be banned from my friends list


What the $#&@ is going on?
It seems like %#@!'s got serious

A library that's full of faces
People act delirious
Previously crowded places

Look like deserted spaces
Acting like a butterfly
Cocooning virtualised


So you want to be a star?
You've got to climb the sugar mountain

Unfold your private life
You've got to trust me
You're simply one click away from fame


Hurr durr, have you heard?
140 characters my little bird

Hashtag, go with the flow
Do you know what happened a minute ago?
Tweet tweet tweet, my mind goes beep

Open up the cage, and you'll fall deep
We don't need big brother now
Cause we are part of an online show


WTF, I just don't get it
Talking %#@! without regretting

People typing without brains
Zombie outbreak's last remains
Self-portrayal has increased

Right to privacy deceased
I'm about to draw a line
Stay out of it and you'll be fine


Who needs privacy anyway?