Once I was chosen
I created the earth
I formed these lands

until life emerged

Once I was a spartan

and I killed my beloved
I knew I was tricked
So I took revenge on the gods


Once I was a knight
who fought with dragons at war

I learned how they speak
It goes like this: FUS-RO-DA


all these adventures
were swallowed by reality
people tried to pull the plug

but can't delete my memory

Refrain:

I tried to be a hero all this time
no matter how skilled I was
I have to admit I lost

I am always so many steps behind
there is this certain enemy you have to fight, but can't defeat


your life
your life


Once I was a god
and I made my believers bow
I got myself as a pet

this cute oversized cow

Once I was a plumber

and my girl was taken away
I saved her life many times
but never got laid


Once I caught Pokémon
until everything was explored

I realized after some years
there were like 500 more


all these adventures
were swallowed by reality
people tried to pull the plug

but can't defeat my fantasy

Refrain 2x


your life
your life


Guitar Solo


Refrain 2x