Another bride Another June
Another sunny honey moon
another season, another reason

for makin' whoopie

Alot of shoes, alot of rice

the groom is nervous. he answers twice
its so Killin that he's so willin'
To make whoopee


Picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling

picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring


He's washing dishes and baby cloths
He's so ambitious he even sows
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks

for makein whoopee

Another year or maybe less

what's this I hear? Well you can't you guess
She feels neglected and he's suspected
of makin' whoopee


She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

he says he's busy but she say's "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee


He doesn't make much money
only five thousand per
some judge who thinks he's funny

says you'll pay six to her

he says now judge suppose i fail

the judge says budge right into jail
you better keep her i think it's cheeper
then makeing whoopee


you better keep her
I know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee