You're the hole in my umbrella
The soaking wet behind my ears
The bloodstain on my name

The same disease I've had for years
If I went to see the doctor
He would say to stay away

But why should I heed advice?
(The hospital charges twice)
When it's possible to feel worse

Sid and Nancy, loved each other
I want you to be my Undercutter
We'll watch the stars, lying in the gutter

I need you to be my Undercutter
Jezebel of my novella
We're soaking wet between the sheets

These feelings never change
(I'm happy to be deranged)
Without you I'm incomplete

Provided we don't kill each other
I want you to be my Undercutter
Make my heart, melt like butter

I need you to be my Undercutter...