Now this is a story all about me
My life, accomplishments and my crown
And I'd like to take a minute just stay on hand

I'll tell you how I became the queen of a town called England

In West Aragon, Spain born and raised

In the castles is where I spent most of my days
Piano, violin and maybe the flute
Are some of the things that make me cute

Was married to Arthur, his health was no good
He died, I married his bro who's misunderstood
Henry's his name and he needed a male heir

Couldn't produce one, so he was left in despair

I begged and pleaded with him not to give me the boot

But he cheated on me with Anne, a brute
No longer a Queen, but I enjoyed it when I was
Gave food and clothes to the poor, like any good Queen does

Upper class yo this isn't bad
Traveled all over Europe, Man those French have sass
England and Spain are where its at

Uhuh we be alley cats

Wait you've heard that I'm prissy, bourgeois and all that?

Nope, the rumors are wrong I'm one cool cat
If I were an animal I would be a bear
the queen of the forest with a lot of flair


Now that I'm single, I'm ready to mingle
I'm looking for a dude, young, fresh and with eyes that twinkle

My pinky toe great and same with my ears

Hit me up soon, so you can come peer

Excommunicated from the church, just to make things all clear
Henry became the head of English Church here
Started the Protestant Reformation and all thanks to me!


So give me a rating from 1 to 8
And tell me how much of a sick date I'd make

Look at my profile, And see if I'm great
Wait, Of course I am I'm Princess Kate