This is the story of the trojan horse
And how to win a war with army !@^%s
Build up a big $#&@ing horse

And fill it up with !@^%s, army !@^%s

Open the doors, open the doors

I have a horse full of !@^%s

Get the $#&@ing horse through the doors

You better beware and hold your horse
This war ain't no game anymore
This is a horse and it's full of !@^%s


Open the !@^%s, open the !@^%s
I have a horse full of !@^%s


Let's rejoice and have some intercourse
Cherish the moment, enjoy my !@^%s

But they didn't know of the #~!!@ brute force
Coitus interruptus, mousetrap of course


So if you wanna win a war
Or only want to come through the doors
Build up a big $#&@ing horse

And stuff it full of !@^%s, army !@^%s

This was the story of the trojan !@^%s

Trojan !@^%s!